A new Old Spice ad turns innocent, caring moms into creepy, clingy creatures.

In the clip, moms are in a state of desperation after a new body spray suddenly turns their sons into men. Spying moms are shown behind doors, cars, in curtains and under couch cushions while their precious sons are on dates with “all the women” after using Old Spice body spray.

“Old Spice sprayed a man on my son, now he’s kissing all the women and his chores aren’t done,” the “Momsong” croons. “He was just my little sweetie, tiny fingers, hands and feeties, now he’s touching, kissing, feeling all the women because Old Spice!”

Smellcome to manhood, moms.